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Damn i sure have changed from this pic... Im taller, wider, and bald =x

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10 | 19 | 02


AHHHHHHH, just watched a scary ass movie today. "The Ring" is just what I needed. The Ring is a remake of a japanese horror film about a cursed tape that once you watch, you recieve a phonecall saying you will die. I was skeptical when i heard about the plot and saw the previews, but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i was quickly slammed in the face with a kickass thriller. The movie does very well in scarying the shit out of you by the usage of sounds and some creepy visual aids. An added plus is that its only pg-13 so the youngins can go see it =D. I also recently saw The Transporter, and Ballistic, Ecks vs. Sever. E vs. S was a disapointment, Id strongly recommend for rental only. It consisted of plot holes, a poor soundtrack and the movie just doenst flow. The scenes would jump around making you go "WHAAAAAA" =x. Not too much skin shown by lucy liu either =[ The Transporter was an 'ok' flick. Like others was hindered by poor acting and plot. What i really enjoyed about it was its uniqueness. It had a variety of interesting fight scenes (which im a sucker for) which make me only suggest it to the people that eat up fighting movies =E. Aights its late, imma go lie down.

-chris

9 | 1 | 02

Well, time for another update. I really should make these more frequent, but then again, is anyone reading these!? OH well =D. So, last weekend I saw a few movies and both were interesting and I'd recommend you check em out. The first movie was Magnolia. This movie I think is based on true events which makes it interesting. It entails a couple of events that have no relation and towards the end all entwine in a way to make sense of it all =x. Hope you understand that, because I dont =|. The other movie was Mulholland Dr. Now this movie was sorta refreshing. I have a habit of really appreciating movies that don't flow with the rest of them. and MD is a perfect example. The absolute worst thingy about this moive was at the end when there was no full explanation for everything that happened. Oh sure you could go with the idea that it's all a dream and nothing has any real substance, but that leaves me left was an empty feeling like the movie was just a waste =P. Oh well. I'd recommend for those who'd like to step away from the ordinary movies and check out something different. BUT if you like a movie where everything falls together and all your questions are answered then dont see it, because it will just frustrate and annoy you =X. OK I think I'll lie down now.

-chris

8 | 18 | 02
Whoa, been awhile. Well, in the past 2 weeks I've seen Signs and xXx =o. I also just recently got my wisdom teeth yanked /me criez =[. Welllllll M Night Shalamy does it again! Signs meets right up there with the '6th Sense' and 'Unbreakable' and if you dont like them, screw you! Signs supplied a plethora of mystery, suspense, and humor. I found myself laughing numerous times during the flick =x As for Triple X, I saw it as a mediocre action movie, with a shallow plot and weak dialogue. But the movie does deliver what it was meant to, action action action. Urrrrgggglllllle, I had my wisdom teeth ripped out, now Im living off codeine and antibiotics. weeeeeee.



-Chris

7 | 29 | 02
wow... i had a kickass weekend... with saturday being exxxxcellent.  I started off the day with a movie with a buncha pals... we saw Austin Powers Goldmember.  Now, the movie was hilarious, but it was mostly the same jokes redone and there seemed an abundant supply of penis/vagina/fart jokes.  But it didnt bother me, mike meyers always is a riot =D and with him playing as up to 4 characters, it made it all the better.  Even though i havent seen the 1st(which i thought was the best) and 2nd(thought was 2nd best) AP in quite awhile, i think it just falls short of the 2nd one (funny wise).  Ok  enough rambling on about hte movie and onto the concert. along with seeing Goldmember, i also saw Goldfinger!  My bud sam and ryan accompanied me to a small venue in pamona and saw GOLDFINGER weeeeee.  the first ban (i forget their name) was alright mellow wmo punkish stuffs.  the next band was Mest. which aroused quit a ruckess in the audience and I myself caught right in the middle! =x  and theeeeeen GOLDFINGER ARRIVED.  This is when the crowd really got moving.  I wormed my way up to the railing as close as i could to the middle and the rest of the show i was pinned up against two fat guys jumping up and down having a great time.  Oh sure it wasnt all great, 30 sweaty individuals enclosed me sharing their body wetness with everyone else and the crowd surfers! oh the crowd surfers!  i gotta swift kick in my neck =| and ummmmm some girls flashed =d and ummmmmm yea =D ok im off ta bed... i better look at this stuffs later.. it probably makes no sense.. errrr gnite
-chris

7 | 18 | 02
Well, yesterday i saw 'Eight Legged Freaks' ... ... I want my money back =|.  The movie seemed aim toward the more slower and easily amused.  I dont know what i was thinking when I agreed to seeing it.  Anyhow, I look forward to Austin Powers 3.  Imma Mike Myers fan, he wont let me down =D.
-chris

7 | 14 | 02
What a perfect weekend to end the week of the amazing TOOL concert.  Friday me and my bud sam had a post TOOL concert day.  I went to the bank to make some deposits and withdrew some $$$$.  We then proceeded to Best Buy and i made a few purchases.  With Sam's discount i got an old fav of mine 'Loaded Weapon 1' and 'Dumb and Dumber' on DVD.  I also bought my sis a cd player (aint i a nice guy) and a computer game for myself (imma doRk).  After the shoppping spree, Sam and I saw The Crocodile Hunter, Collision Course, or soemthing along those lines.  Pretty wierd guy in my opinion.  Im not to sure what to think of him.  Hes face to face with the worlds most deadliest animals (or so he says) all the time and it doesnt seem to deter him.  So either he has balls this big [--------------------] and knows what hes doing OR hes a complete moron with a deathwish.  Anyhow, the movie is just like the show but mixed in with some lame plot.  So if you enjoy his show, Id recommend you go see it >=()  think Ill lie down now.
-chris

7 | 12 | 02
Well I just got back from a concert put on by the greatest band on earth, -T-O-O-L-.  And only one word seems sufficient to explain it 'wow'.  If youve never been to a concert, I strongly recommend tool's.  The concert was such an explosion of lights and sounds, afterwords anybody whos anybody would be satisfied.  The playlist consisted of the following:
Sober
Flood
Grudge
Stinkfist
H.
Schism
Parabola
Patient
Aenima
Disposition
Reflection
Triad
and ended very well with Lateralis
ok i needa sleep... its 2am and i just needed to share this stuff =D
-chris

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7 | 5 | 02
AHHHHHH just gotta outta work an hour ago.  im tired. Well last night was pretty fun, although i didnt see any fireworks.  My evening consisted of a movie and dinner with some pals of mine, so my 4th wasnt unpleasant.  The movie: Men In Black 2 The Dinner: AppleBee's(sp?).  MIB2 was pretty funny.  Id say at par or better than the first one.  The thing thats really starting to piss me off though, is the 30 minutes of commercials.  WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?  UNGH! After the movie, we all went to Applebees, I ordered the bacon cheese burger (which was yummage) and a glass of Sprite.  Soooooo my 4th wasnt a complete waste eventhough i didnt get too see any fireworks, but i had fun with muh buds and a great dinner.
-chris

6 | 27 | 02
Damn its been awhile.  Well in the past few days ive gotten a job at the local gas station and aquired cable internet.  So ive been busy lately.  more updates to come =D
-chris

6 | 16 | 02
Im laggin behind.  last Friday i saw 'The Borne Identity'.  The movie wasnt a let down.  It could be that i eat those spy movies up and that im a huge mat damon (sp?) fan, buttttt i thought that movie was quite good.  Perhaps a lil far fetched, but what movie isnt, nontheless the movie pleased me with its non stop action and cool lil spy gadgets.  Today, was father's day, Happy fathers day out there to all the fathers.
-chris

6 | 6 | 02
rented a few movies: The Others, Korky Romano, Iron Monkey, Vanilla Skies, and Momento.  RAWRWAr
-chris

6 | 3 | 02
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan... had some subway and watched 'The Sum of All Fears' it was alriiiiight... one of those drama/terrorists/explosion movies... with some political mumbo jumbo mixed in. 

5 | 27 | 02
ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHH Im a little late.  I saw Scorpion King last night...pretty good non stop action flick with a buncha sword fighting and big breasted women.  Also had some mexican food @ Baja Fresh Mexican grill, pretty good stuffs i recommend as well.
-chris

5 | 24 | 02
Im changing the direction of these news updates... makes more sense this way... PLUS i added a gallery I made with photoshop (beware, I am  newbie)

5 | 13 | 02
DUDE... TIME TO UPDATE MY SITE...IM SO EXCITED... LOOK IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS IM SO EXCITED!
 

5 | 16 | 02
Im exhausted... saw episode two last night... first showing WOO i r teh starwars fanboy...feer me!  Mmmm this water is mighty tasty

5 | 17 | 02
Rented a movie...'Novocaine' with Steve Martin... was pretty good...felt bad for stevey throughout the movie...<go rent it>
-chris

5 | 18 | 02
Did some yard work today, sucks =[...no major updates to site...lil unnoticed things =P... rawrwa
-chris

5 | 20 | 02
Well today was somewhat nice, cloudy with some small sprinkles toward the end of the day.  I ended up taking a nap, for a few hours... OOO felt good =D
-chris

5 | 21| 02
Well its 11:59pm sooooo unf!  Did yard work today... i hate my life =[
-chris

5 | 22 | 02
Finished my English final... still gonna do my speech... =[
-chris

5 | 23 | 02
I watched Jaws today... whatta great movie... makes me wanna strip down naked and go swimming in the middle of the ocean in fog in the middle of the night.






-- TOP -- MOVIES --

(In no particular order)

American History X
Die Hard
Die Hard: With a Vengeance
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
Saving Private Ryan
Seven
Shawkshank Redemption
Signs
Spider-man
The Green Mile
The Sixth Sense
Unbreakable
Usual Suspects

-- RECOMMENDED -- MOVIES --

Minority Report
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Frailty
Gladiator
Lilo & Stitch
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Meet the Parents
Memento
Monsters, Inc.
Shrek
Snatch
The Bourne Identity
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Matrix
X-Men








































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